Sorting the boys' clothes to put them away is the hardest part of my laundry rountine.
The shorts are the worst to figure out. Looking at the tags doesn't help much--a 5 could belong to either Noah or Nick, depending on how tight or loose the waist is.
Noah is nine and Nick is six, but their clothes are nearly the same size.
Noah has been slowly dipping down on the growth chart over the past several years. As an infant, he was right at the 50th percentile--absolutely average--but now, at nine, he's in the 1st percentile--absolutely tiny.
The percentile isn't so important so long as it's consistent. If you start out at the 10th percentile and then stay there throughout childhood, you're good. But if your growth curve dips, that means something is wrong.
Noah's bone age scan shows that his bones have only developed to the age of a six year old. He got into an argument at school yesterday because some kid thought he was a first-grader. He's the size of a first-grader. But he's in fourth grade.
Noah's classmates are feet taller than he is, and Noah only has a couple of inches on his baby brother. That he is four years older than.
Obviously his body isn't properly producing growth hormones. So what do we do? Wait. And wait. The first appointment we could get to see a pediatric endocrinologist is the end of January. Gotta love the doctor shortage in this town.
Hopefully Nick won't surpass Noah's height in that long wait. And hopefully Noah won't beat up too many kids for thinking him a first grader.
Friday, October 29, 2010
Saturday, October 23, 2010
The Girl of 1000 Husbands
My neighbor thought I was Mrs. Robinson.
I mean, there I was, taking a walk through the neighborhood with a seriously talk and dark 21-year-old and my two kids. The neighbor was, sans leash, taking his tiny little terrier (which looks like a puppy but is actually twelve) on an evening walk as he approached the four of us. Usually when we're on walks and encounter the duo, Noah and the dog spend a lot of time playing together, but this evening was different. My neighbor saw the young college junior and I speaking to each other in hushed tones and said, uncomfortably, "I'm sorry to interrupt," and scurried away.
Then there was that other time when I was at McDonalds with my kids and a different man, an older man, and a few days later a teenager who worked there said to me, "I saw you this week," with a subtle tone that she'd caught me cheating.
Ah yes, to the people who don't live in Autism Land, I'm the freaky girl who's always with a different man.
My boys have habilitation therapists who work with them on lifeskills in both the home and the community. Nicholas has 25 hours of habilitation a week, and Noah has 15. That means there are a lot of habilitators in and out of my house in a given week. And since Noah is nine years old--an age when it is totally not cool to have girls hanging around--all of his habilitators are male. The habilitator who has most of Nick's hours and has been with our family longer than anyone is also male.
Nick has goals in his program that require him to practice things like ordering at a fast food restaurant ("chicken and fries and co-o-ke," he always says). Noah's program is filled with social goals, learning how to interact and play with peers. So, of course, the habilitators and I are out in the community with the boys a lot.
On the evening my neighbor freaked about my young companion (which, eww--not only are college students gross, but as a short girl I find super tall guys even grosser), the habilitator and I had taken the boys on a walk; the walk, of course, was just a cover for working a habilitation goal because we knew the neighborhood boys would be around the corner playing. We casually walked near where the kids were playing and Noah asked, "Can I play with them?" Of course! We gave Noah his space--it's so not cool to have grown-ups hovering over play when you are nine--and kept walking along with Nick, making sure we stayed in eye-shot and ear-shot just in case we needed to intervene.
Which, unfortunately, we did. One of the older kids was being a little mean to Noah and refused to share the toy guns with him; Noah responded like a kid with autism would. It was ugly and I got tears in my eyes watching my son, who longs to play with the other kids, get his feelings hurt yet again.
But I didn't let Noah see those tears. Instead, the habilitator and I helped Noah walk through and talk through his hurt, and, while Noah was distracted with the sight of the little dog, we took a second to whisper a few things to each other about the situation out of Noah's hearing.
LOL, I guess they seemed like intimate whispers.
I enjoy the irony of it, the presumption that I am doing something dirty, when the truth is the furthest thing from that. Yes, there are men who show up at my house throughout the day, men who you might just see me with at McDonalds. But if you only stopped to eavesdrop on me and these men, you might hear us talking about . . . children's bowel movements. PECS cards. Stims. IEP goals.
And that's about as un-Mrs. Robinson as you can get ;)
I mean, there I was, taking a walk through the neighborhood with a seriously talk and dark 21-year-old and my two kids. The neighbor was, sans leash, taking his tiny little terrier (which looks like a puppy but is actually twelve) on an evening walk as he approached the four of us. Usually when we're on walks and encounter the duo, Noah and the dog spend a lot of time playing together, but this evening was different. My neighbor saw the young college junior and I speaking to each other in hushed tones and said, uncomfortably, "I'm sorry to interrupt," and scurried away.
Then there was that other time when I was at McDonalds with my kids and a different man, an older man, and a few days later a teenager who worked there said to me, "I saw you this week," with a subtle tone that she'd caught me cheating.
Ah yes, to the people who don't live in Autism Land, I'm the freaky girl who's always with a different man.
My boys have habilitation therapists who work with them on lifeskills in both the home and the community. Nicholas has 25 hours of habilitation a week, and Noah has 15. That means there are a lot of habilitators in and out of my house in a given week. And since Noah is nine years old--an age when it is totally not cool to have girls hanging around--all of his habilitators are male. The habilitator who has most of Nick's hours and has been with our family longer than anyone is also male.
Nick has goals in his program that require him to practice things like ordering at a fast food restaurant ("chicken and fries and co-o-ke," he always says). Noah's program is filled with social goals, learning how to interact and play with peers. So, of course, the habilitators and I are out in the community with the boys a lot.
On the evening my neighbor freaked about my young companion (which, eww--not only are college students gross, but as a short girl I find super tall guys even grosser), the habilitator and I had taken the boys on a walk; the walk, of course, was just a cover for working a habilitation goal because we knew the neighborhood boys would be around the corner playing. We casually walked near where the kids were playing and Noah asked, "Can I play with them?" Of course! We gave Noah his space--it's so not cool to have grown-ups hovering over play when you are nine--and kept walking along with Nick, making sure we stayed in eye-shot and ear-shot just in case we needed to intervene.
Which, unfortunately, we did. One of the older kids was being a little mean to Noah and refused to share the toy guns with him; Noah responded like a kid with autism would. It was ugly and I got tears in my eyes watching my son, who longs to play with the other kids, get his feelings hurt yet again.
But I didn't let Noah see those tears. Instead, the habilitator and I helped Noah walk through and talk through his hurt, and, while Noah was distracted with the sight of the little dog, we took a second to whisper a few things to each other about the situation out of Noah's hearing.
LOL, I guess they seemed like intimate whispers.
I enjoy the irony of it, the presumption that I am doing something dirty, when the truth is the furthest thing from that. Yes, there are men who show up at my house throughout the day, men who you might just see me with at McDonalds. But if you only stopped to eavesdrop on me and these men, you might hear us talking about . . . children's bowel movements. PECS cards. Stims. IEP goals.
And that's about as un-Mrs. Robinson as you can get ;)
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
This is how you know that I love you
I spent my weekend in my pajamas, curled up on my bed with the sixty papers I HAD TO grade before Monday. I graded until my eyes didn’t seem to work anymore late Sunday night, wanting to push through the last fifteen papers but not able to decode a single sentence. I was exhausted; I needed to sleep . . . but my brain was so wired from the grading marathon that sleep was hard to find.
Two hours of sleep and it was time to get Noah up for school. Breakfast ready, lunch packed, child dressed, and finally we were ready to walk out the door to the bus stop. I opened the door, and that’s when Noah said it. “My stomach sorta doesn’t feel so good.” Oh no.
I quickly jumped into triage mode—no fever, no vomit. Noah and I decided that he’ll give school a try.
We blew kisses to each other through the bus window, and then I went back into the house, so torn about how I would spend whatever little bit of time I had before Nick woke up. There are fifteen papers left to grade, and I HAD TO have them finished today. But I also had to drive to Tempe and back and didn’t want the police to find my car in a cotton field after I fell asleep behind the wheel.
I climbed into bed.
An hour later a phone call woke me up. It was Noah’s teacher. He was unusually quiet—believe me, this is notable thing—and had complained about his stomach not feeling well. “He doesn’t have a fever, though. I figured I’d keep him here as long as I could and I’ll call you if it seems he needs to go home. Are you in Phoenix today?”
I told her that I would be up there later and that today was a Dad day—I made sure she had his number in case Noah needed to come home.
Nick woke up and it was time to get medicines and breakfast in him. This is not as easy as it sounds. At some point I found five minutes to jump in and out of the shower. I got dressed, then tried to throw some clothes on moving target Nick. That’s when my cell phone rang.
“The school nurse just called me. Noah’s there and doesn’t feel well. Could you call her and see if he needs to come home? Here’s her number.”
So much for it being a Dad day.
I somehow managed to get clothes on Nick and get him into the car, but it took some creativity. His obsession of the moment is Goldfish crackers—he wanders around the house saying “Goldfeesh!” all the time—and he didn’t want to leave the house and crackers behind. Tupperware, thank you. Nick, the goldfish, and I went to the health office to retrieve Noah. Apparently, that day was the first time the nurse had bothered to read his health card because she peppered me with questions. “He has seizures? Are they grand mal? What do we need to do if he has a seizure at school?”
Back to the house and I got myself ready for school and Nick ready for kindergarten. I put Nick on his bus right as a van pulled up and it became a Dad day after all. I kissed Noah goodbye and jumped in the car for my hour and a half drive to work.
I got to ASU thirty minutes before class started. SO not enough time to finish the fifteen papers I HAD TO have finished today. But at least it’s enough time for me to read the essay I’d assigned to my students for that day.
I taught four classes back to back, stopping at the vending machine to get a bag of Cheetos for lunch at around 3:15. I ate the Cheetos as I taught my 3:30 class about the changing modes of writing in the Web 2.0 world.
7:45 came and I was done teaching. I’m supposed to stay for office hours, but I was so tired. I got some Jack in the Box and drove back to Tucson.
There’s so much to do when I get home. There are still those fifteen papers that I HAVE TO get done before Wednesday. Really. It’s been over a month. I have to finish these papers.
But instead I looked over Noah’s lab results, which had just arrived in the mail. They were awful. Awful awful. I renewed my hate of autism and plotted to figure out how the hell I could reduce the toxic levels of lead, cadmium, and arsenic in his bloodstream, how I could increase all the good minerals he was deficient in.
The papers would have to wait—I needed to sleep. I took some melatonin and thanked the universe that I was going to get some rest.
At 1:38 AM Nick came into my room, with that boundless, frenetic energy that autism brings in the middle of the night. I re-renewed my hate of autism.
A little after 6 AM I finally got Nick back to sleep. I drifted off to sleep myself just as my alarm went off—it was time to get Noah ready for school.
The rest of the week will be just as chaotic. An ISP meeting, an IEP meeting, an OT session, a follow-up appointment with Noah’s autism specialist, an MRI that Noah will need to be put under for . . . and all the post-anesthesia vomiting that I’ve learned to expect with my boys. Somewhere mixed in will be teaching and lesson planning, and maybe even perhaps grading. Maybe.
This is how you know I love you: in the midst of all of that, I made time for you. It wasn’t as much time as I wish it could be—the people I love deserve so much more—but I deliberately carved it from the chaos for you because you matter. There was that text message I sent you, the encouraging note I left on your wall, the phone call where I strained as hard as I could to hear you over the squealing children beside me, the beer we grabbed, the lunch we worked to reschedule for the fifth time because our schedules are so nutty.
All of those were deliberate choices I made because you matter so much to me—and I realized I just don’t say that enough.
Two hours of sleep and it was time to get Noah up for school. Breakfast ready, lunch packed, child dressed, and finally we were ready to walk out the door to the bus stop. I opened the door, and that’s when Noah said it. “My stomach sorta doesn’t feel so good.” Oh no.
I quickly jumped into triage mode—no fever, no vomit. Noah and I decided that he’ll give school a try.
We blew kisses to each other through the bus window, and then I went back into the house, so torn about how I would spend whatever little bit of time I had before Nick woke up. There are fifteen papers left to grade, and I HAD TO have them finished today. But I also had to drive to Tempe and back and didn’t want the police to find my car in a cotton field after I fell asleep behind the wheel.
I climbed into bed.
An hour later a phone call woke me up. It was Noah’s teacher. He was unusually quiet—believe me, this is notable thing—and had complained about his stomach not feeling well. “He doesn’t have a fever, though. I figured I’d keep him here as long as I could and I’ll call you if it seems he needs to go home. Are you in Phoenix today?”
I told her that I would be up there later and that today was a Dad day—I made sure she had his number in case Noah needed to come home.
Nick woke up and it was time to get medicines and breakfast in him. This is not as easy as it sounds. At some point I found five minutes to jump in and out of the shower. I got dressed, then tried to throw some clothes on moving target Nick. That’s when my cell phone rang.
“The school nurse just called me. Noah’s there and doesn’t feel well. Could you call her and see if he needs to come home? Here’s her number.”
So much for it being a Dad day.
I somehow managed to get clothes on Nick and get him into the car, but it took some creativity. His obsession of the moment is Goldfish crackers—he wanders around the house saying “Goldfeesh!” all the time—and he didn’t want to leave the house and crackers behind. Tupperware, thank you. Nick, the goldfish, and I went to the health office to retrieve Noah. Apparently, that day was the first time the nurse had bothered to read his health card because she peppered me with questions. “He has seizures? Are they grand mal? What do we need to do if he has a seizure at school?”
Back to the house and I got myself ready for school and Nick ready for kindergarten. I put Nick on his bus right as a van pulled up and it became a Dad day after all. I kissed Noah goodbye and jumped in the car for my hour and a half drive to work.
I got to ASU thirty minutes before class started. SO not enough time to finish the fifteen papers I HAD TO have finished today. But at least it’s enough time for me to read the essay I’d assigned to my students for that day.
I taught four classes back to back, stopping at the vending machine to get a bag of Cheetos for lunch at around 3:15. I ate the Cheetos as I taught my 3:30 class about the changing modes of writing in the Web 2.0 world.
7:45 came and I was done teaching. I’m supposed to stay for office hours, but I was so tired. I got some Jack in the Box and drove back to Tucson.
There’s so much to do when I get home. There are still those fifteen papers that I HAVE TO get done before Wednesday. Really. It’s been over a month. I have to finish these papers.
But instead I looked over Noah’s lab results, which had just arrived in the mail. They were awful. Awful awful. I renewed my hate of autism and plotted to figure out how the hell I could reduce the toxic levels of lead, cadmium, and arsenic in his bloodstream, how I could increase all the good minerals he was deficient in.
The papers would have to wait—I needed to sleep. I took some melatonin and thanked the universe that I was going to get some rest.
At 1:38 AM Nick came into my room, with that boundless, frenetic energy that autism brings in the middle of the night. I re-renewed my hate of autism.
A little after 6 AM I finally got Nick back to sleep. I drifted off to sleep myself just as my alarm went off—it was time to get Noah ready for school.
The rest of the week will be just as chaotic. An ISP meeting, an IEP meeting, an OT session, a follow-up appointment with Noah’s autism specialist, an MRI that Noah will need to be put under for . . . and all the post-anesthesia vomiting that I’ve learned to expect with my boys. Somewhere mixed in will be teaching and lesson planning, and maybe even perhaps grading. Maybe.
This is how you know I love you: in the midst of all of that, I made time for you. It wasn’t as much time as I wish it could be—the people I love deserve so much more—but I deliberately carved it from the chaos for you because you matter. There was that text message I sent you, the encouraging note I left on your wall, the phone call where I strained as hard as I could to hear you over the squealing children beside me, the beer we grabbed, the lunch we worked to reschedule for the fifth time because our schedules are so nutty.
All of those were deliberate choices I made because you matter so much to me—and I realized I just don’t say that enough.
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