New under the heading of "you've got to be f-ing kidding me"

Mkay, apparently the Bible has prophesy about autism. Lots of it. Wait, you say you didn't see anything mentioned about autism the last time you read the Bible? Why, that's because you were looking at the words themselves, silly. You needed to take away the spaces between all the words, organize the letters into columns, and then run a computer program to find the Bible's hidden messages. Gosh, didn't you know that?

Since you're so silly to have not figured this code out yourselves, you can watch the enthralling video. Or you can visit this website. 

Now, see, the lovely part of this code is that you can find whatever you want to find with it. Like the matrix from Matthew 2:22-2 Peter 2:20. 

They found the word "autism" vertically. Then they found the word "pollution" horizonally. Therefore, of course, pollution must cause autism. But, wait, I saw the word "father" in the first line of the passage. So I say we throw out the pollution theory and just blame bad fathers for autism. Hey, Michael Savage said it, and now the Bible says it, so it must be true.

Lord, I need to go bang my head on a wall.