The Waiting Room, Redux

Once again we find ourselves in a waiting room. This time we're at the allergist--with the boys out of school and camp and no respite services set up yet in our new city, they have no choice but to come with me for my weekly injections. It's a lot of waiting. I wait to be called, and after my shot I wait 30 minutes before they call me back again to make sure I'm not having a negative reaction to the shot.

As always, I bring my mommy bag of tricks to entertain the boys. For Noah, it's books and markers and drawing paper and Hero Factory creations. For Nick, it's a laptop and a horde of Thomas videos.

We claim our seats--the ones right by the outlet so that the laptop stays juiced--and settle in for a long summer's wait.

While Noah plays with his heroes and Nick watches Thomas Sing-a-long Songs, a mother and her two sons step in the door. The mother takes a seat across the waiting room from us but her older son, wearing crooked glasses and shaggy blonde hair, notices Nick's video playing and is absolutely mesmerized. He wanders over to us and his younger brother soon follows. The mother, nervous, immediately calls out to her sons to come sit with her, but they don't seem to hear.

The boys sit down on the floor next to Nick's stroller and the older boy, struggling to enunciate the words but eager to voice them, begins peppering me with questions. What is he watching? Why is there smoke coming out of the train? Why is he in a stroller? Why is that train sad? His younger brother joins in with a few questions of his own. What is his name? Can you get Club Penguin on that? What is he doing with his hands?

Their mother stands nearby in the watchful hover-stance I know so well, at the ready for whatever may come. It is the Autism Stance, the one all of us autism moms have perfected. We never know what might happen, so we stand prepared for everything.

As the boys chat with Noah and me, we learn that the older boy is 14 and the younger is 5. The older boy's autism is more pronounced (his speech is at about the level of a typical four year old), but the younger boy has some severe sensory sensitivities; when his brother lightly touches his stomach, he shrieks as if he's been stabbed. His mother scoops in and promptly redirects him.

I know I've complained about children in waiting rooms before, but these children absolutely delighted me. I loved their inquisitiveness, their eagerness.

The mother and her boys are ready to leave before my after-shot wait is over. As she shepherds them toward the door, she stops and turns to me. "Thank you for being so nice to them," she says with eyes that reflect both gratefulness and tears.

"Of course!" I respond, and wave an enthusiastic goodbye to the boys.

As the glass door close behind them, I realize that she probably had no clue that I was another mother who lived the Autism Stance. I mean, Nick was so engaged in his video and Noah was so engaged in his toys that they didn't seem very autistic today. The boys themselves may have noticed Nick's autism (asking what he was doing with his hands when he was stimming), but the mother was so focused on her children that I don't think she saw it.

If she'd been there last week as we sat in the waiting room, she would've seen the autism. I mean, the woman sitting right next to me that day did, and she made a loud production of moving herself and her daughter far away to the other side of the waiting room when the autism seeped out.

That's why the mother of those boys had tears in her eyes. She'd undoubtedly experienced 14 years of people moving away from her children, as if their autism was a communicable leprosy. But here was this one person today being nice to her kids, sharing her son's DVD and smiling as she answered their questions . . . and my eyes filled with the tears that her eyes held when she left the office.

The Weighting Room

We spend our lives in waiting rooms. Autism as brought us occupational therapy waiting rooms, speech therapy waiting rooms, music therapy waiting rooms, neurology waiting rooms, endocrinology waiting rooms, developmental pediatric waiting rooms, behavioral health waiting rooms . . . oh, and then there's the regular waiting rooms most kids visit, like pediatric waiting rooms and dental waiting rooms.

I think this must've been what Prufrock felt like when he lamented that he'd measured out his life in coffee spoons, but in my case I've measured out my life in stacks of waiting room Legos that probably have germs from a thousand kids.

I hate waiting rooms. It's not just because I've inherited my dad's impatience for waiting, though. I hate the kids. Not mine; other people's.

It sounds terrible to hate the kids, I know. But, see, waiting room entertainment is a laborious science for me because I'm always trying to think ahead of autism. Noah and Beh both have their waiting room tote bags, packed with Plan A, Plan B, Plan C, Plan D, and Plan E to keep them contented. In the event Beh is no longer entertained by his goody bag, I switch over to working to get him interested in the assorted waiting room toys lying around. I know that if he isn't engaged in something that he'll start to stim, and his favorite stim right now is turning light switches on and off, which isn't really socially-acceptable behavior in waiting rooms. I'm working hard in the waiting room . . . and often other parents aren't. They get lost in their magazines and cell phones, and inevitably their children, who are bored and lonely, start talking to me, wanting to play with me. And I'm working; I don't want to be interrupted.

On Tuesday we went to the dentist. Noah was happily entranced by the movie playing in the lobby, so I focused all my song and dance on Beh. I entertained him with the waiting room toys. First we labeled all the plastic foods (he named them all, well, except for the tomato that he called an apple, but I'll give him that one). Then we played with nesting blocks, then nesting eggs, then ABC blocks.

Next to us was a little boy playing at the ubiquitous waiting room feature--the magnet table where kids can move objects through sand by moving a magnet on a string underneath the table. He was about four, toe-headed, and mohawked. There wasn't a parent in sight. Of course he started talking to me. He had cavities, he told me. His dad got angry at him about his cavities, apparently. Then he started trying to nose into everything that Beh and I were doing. Which, when you've got a child with severe autism who doesn't understand the concept of "share," doesn't work well. Mohawk boy kept talking and talking and talking, and I silently prayed that the hygienist would call him in next.

Then a little girl came along to join in at the magnet table. She'd just finished her appointment and her mother had left her in the lobby as she took a bathroom break. She couldn't have been three, a tiny little girl, toe-headed too, and pig-tailed. As she sat at the table, she started talking, in the most adorable little girl voice: "Sugar makes me fat and ugly and no one will love me no more."

Mohawk boy said nothing, and neither did I, too astounded to speak. Here was this tiny little girl, far too young to even be left alone in a waiting room, rehearsing the most horrific of scripts. Teen-aged girls are bombarded by it, that pressure to be perfect and beautiful because they fallaciously believe it to be equated with love . . . but here was this toddler, far too young to read teen magazines or watch Gossip Girl, reciting a horrible ideology that will likely damage both her spirit and body. She should be playing in sandboxes, not worrying about her weight.

How many times had she heard her mother say it if it was so ingrained in her that she spoke it to strangers in a waiting room?

Her mother exited the bathroom, and I noticed her twice-a-week tanning-bed-visit bronzed skin and her hair, dyed blonde to match her daughter's. I found myself wanting to put my foot out to trip her as she walked by . . .

I hate waiting rooms. Hate them.